Are his shoes made of flesh or is his flesh made of shoes?

When you think of absolutely horrifying mascots, there's a few that come to King Cake Baby and that anthropomorphic Happy Meal Box


It looks like a new challenger has approached the throne though, and it's a mascot for Crocs...


Okay, so I don't know if he's an actual mascot for Crocs or if someone just made a VERY disturbing statue...but I don't think I'll ever not see this when I close my eyes again.



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